Well had quite a bit to watch these past few weeks. Continuing my disintegrating bank account mission on great/shit films has led me to
acquire the following...
Crocodile (2000)Tobe Hooper's worst film ( I have seen at least). I am a sucker for giant monster/creature films so on a
Poundland shopping spree it popped up on my radar. Usual teen slaughter fare. Incredibly annoying,
intensely dis likable spring breakers get munched by a giant Egyptian
croc. Pretty funny in places. mostly for the fact the
animatronic crocodile is so much better than the naff Ocean PC game style
CGI. No where near as good as
Alligator (1980).
Cat In The Brain (1990)Budget Luci
Fulci "giallo". Cobbling together footage from his previous films to tell a film-within-a-film style story.
Fulci plays himself as he begins to see scenes from his own movies played out in real life. Chuck in a
psychiatrist and plenty of boobs and you have it. Not one of
Fulci's best by any stretch but pretty enjoyable for many amusing death scenes involving chainsaws, wheelchairs, hooks, knives and plenty of other nasty things.
3D cover woo.
Loose Cannons (1990)Buddy cop movie with Gene
Hackman and Dan
Akroyd.
Completely silly and ridiculous, mindless fun. There is a plot about Nazi's and stolen film but the main attraction is
Akroyd's schizophrenic detective putting on different characters and
persona's.
Hackman is pretty good in this but he does seem to be running on auto pilot for most of it. It does have
Dom Delouise in as well. Which reminded me that there is a hilarious clip from
SNL where Chris Farley plays Dom and the sadly missed
Phil Hartman plays Burt Reynolds. Its pretty sweet. I can't find a trailer for this film but there is a song of the soundtrack performed by
Katey Segal and Dan
Akroyd himself.
Inglorious Bastards (1978)The original "macaroni" war movie version.
Tarantino loved this film so much he borrowed the title for his own and gave cameos to quite a few of the cast. Sort of like the
Dirty Dozen but slightly dirtier. A bunch of American soldiers under court marshal manage to escape during a attack and make for the Swiss border. Along the way they heavy
handily deal with racism, first love and loyalty and get caught up in a mission to scupper some Nazi rocket.
Enzo Castellari believes this was one of his best films and I would
probably agree with that. Solid, WWII action fodder. Plus its got
Fred Williamson in it which makes any film that slight bit cooler.
Strange Bedfellows (2004)Another
Poundland buy. 100p got me a film where
Paul Hogan pretends to be gay to get tax benefits. I would say
that's a pretty sweet deal. The actual plot and story was ripped off whole sale by Universal for
I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007). Funnily enough this film was released in Europe as I Now Pronounce You Ralph And Vince. There is some sort of legal dispute going on about all of this. I would say this is the better film.
Genuinely sweet and harmless fun if not a little heavy handed in its
portrayal of gay culture. But its Paul Hogan
pretending to be gay! So that is worthy of a pound.
The Fist Foot Way (2008)The first film to really show off
Danny Mcbride's acting talents. Tells the tale of a black belt
Taekwondo instructor as his life falls apart. Its one of those films alongside
Baseketball that is best watched late at night with your friends and some drinks. Features so many quotable lines that have now passed into use amongst people I know and has one of the best characters in Mike
McAlister ( Jody Hill) as a intense martial artist. Will Ferrel liked it so much he released it through his own Production Company. So there.
Other than that everything else is still pretty crap. Thank god for Sabbath and The Dillinger Escape Plans cover of "Paranoid". Originally recorded for some Earache/Sabbath comp. I don't think it ever got released. it features the original
DEP line-up and a swing break in the middle. Classy stuff.

Now get out my house.